The 7 Deadly Email Marketing Sins

by Puppet Master

So, now you’ve used Twitter, you have generated a prospect base of about 7,000 people in the last month, and you’re raring and ready to go the next level.

They’re hot leads, following your links, praising the good information you’re putting out. But when it comes down to the actual dollars and cents, you’re not getting as many sales as you’d like. What’s missing?

Everyday, when you click open your inbox, as a savvy online marketer you are very conscious of people invading your privacy to sell to you via email marketing. As with all things, there are approaches that work, and some others that just…well…flop miserably.

You’ve probably even learned to lend a blind eye to the ones that have nothing to offer, and every now and again, a really good subject line will grab your attention and get you to open the message and read on…

Now, we’ve tried to compile a by-no-means-exhaustive list of 7 Common But Deadly ‘Sins’ that you can commit, all in the name of profitable email writing.

randomfatmen thumb The 7 Deadly Email Marketing Sins Experience is a good but tough teacher, and in the process of refining our email copywriting skills and  creating an email system that works, we’ve actually discovered is that almost everyone is within the bounds of the 7 Deadly Sins of Email Marketing.

The hard part is escaping them, and being free, especially if you’ve never realized you’re guilty in the first place, and never having anyone to show you how it’s really done.

Although it’s written in a somewhat humorous manner, we really hope you’ll take these as seriously as possible because the health –and wealth –of your online business depends on it. Then again, some people keep dangerous pets that eventually eat their child (or their neighbor’s) so it must be (fallen) human nature to “sow the seeds of our own destruction.”  :P

Enjoy…

The 7 Deadly Sins of Email Marketing.

1. Oversell.

This could be described in its simplest form as an excessive belief in your own abilities or in the abilities of your product, that interferes with the your realization that your marketing message is not targeted at you or your product –it’s about the prospect.

What this sin looks like: Selling, and selling hard. Pushing your product, and praising it to high heaven. Forgetting to talk to (and about) your prospect in a way that addresses their needs and what they care about.

2. Safety First.

Dare to stand out and be different!

What this sin looks like: Bland, standard, blah, meh type of emails. No variation in style, nothing exciting, no changes of development, it’s stagnant. And don’t paste your sales letter and try to make it pass for an email – it’s not!

3. Try really REALLY hard.

The email sounds too smooth, too glossy and too perfect – in other words, you don’t sound like a real, honest, down-to-earth, trustworthy person that your prospect can relate to and trust.

What this sin looks like: You don’t write like your Grandma. This is leading on from what I mentioned — email is intimate, it’s personal, it relates. Yes, good sales letters are meant to do that, but you can’t disguise a sales letter when you paste it in.

4. Be Spammy.

Even if you’re doing everything else right, this one sin can (and will, ultimately), kill your email marketing.

What this sin looks like: Your email doesn’t even get to your prospect’s inbox to be marked as spam because it gets caught by the spam filters. This involves using the wrong language, not testing your email with a spam filter prior to clicking ’send’, etc. (A very good one is E-filtrate, for example.)

5. Swipe like a dummy.

We all know that it is possible to swipe your way to the top. Swiping is a way of transferring others’ genius traits, status, abilities, and especially way of writing emails to become your own.

What this sin looks like: Copying others’ emails, word for word, without matching the tone, style, manner and phraseology to what your own list best responds to. This can be a tough one, especially when you’re not sure what to test, which leads us to the next sin…

6. Never Test.

Sloth is the avoidance of work. When it comes to email, many people aren’t slothful by choice. Often, it’s because they don’t know:

1. That they’re supposed to test,

2. They don’t know what to test,

3. They don’t know how to test, and

4. They don’t know how to interpret the results. eg. What’s a ‘good open rate’? Does it vary from niche to niche? How do you maximise a good response to certain emails?

What this sin looks like: Ultimately sticking to sending out emails at a certain time, never testing when you get the best open rates and clickthrough rates, not testing what kind of emails get the best response from your list,

7. Be Unlikable.

Unlikeability is manifested in the marketer who spurns love and likeability, and opts instead for disconnect and facelessness.

What this sin looks like: No persona, no personality, no distinguishing features, no riveting subject lines… and your email gets lost in the clutter of the inbox.

Bonus Sin…

8. Take Everything As Gospel Truth.

What this sin looks like: You listen to what every Tom, Harry and John Marketer has said. You test and try different things, sometimes not sticking to one thing long enough to see results; other times sticking to something for way too long without seeing results.

For example, I know one top marketer who teaches ‘newbies’ to do this to save costs when they’re starting out, but I reckon there’s a reason why he hired the top email autoresponder guy to write his emails. So, be careful whose ‘good advice’ you’re listening to.

But, Here’s The Good News…

post_boxes If you’ve committed any of these sins, your redemption is coming soon.

In a month-long series of weekly tele-classes beginning next week, Laura and I will reveal our closely-held secrets to a select few in order to transform the way you think about email.  I can guarantee you that there is no other email copywriting system like it.

Tomorrow, at 5pm, the doors will open briefly to give you a final opportunity to enroll in the 6 Figure Email Salvation Tele-training:.

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1 Daiv Russell 02.11.09 at 3:03 pm

I think you’re missing two standard sins that apply equally well to all forms of marketing:

Greed: Every message you send to your audience has a a slimy feel – you’re always reaching for their wallet. You need to dispense some valueable information in order to get people interested in your message. I, personally, prefer to use the info-tainment approach.

Sloth: Sometimes this can look the same as “analysis paralysis”, but the end effect is the same – ATNA = All Talk No Action. Don’t just study how to market – do it. REALLY do it. Do it badly at first, that’s fine… do better later. But Nike’s on the ball – “Just do it”

- Daiv http://Twitter.com/DaivRawks

2 Chuck Bartok 02.12.09 at 5:12 pm

One of the best direction I have found.
Very well Written
Will share in our <a href=”http://beginnersmarketingclass.com/forum”.Beginners Marketing Class Forum
with your permission
Thanks

3 David King 02.12.09 at 10:03 pm

good stuff man!

overselling… Don’t wanna do that!

it’s all about relationships! education THEN and only then marketing and sales!

David

4 ECS Dave 02.14.09 at 2:14 am

Wow… I think I’ve seen in my email box (and have probably done) each and every one of these “sins”. Time to look at what I “should” be doing, and not what I have been…

Great advice, and post…

Be Well!
ECS Dave

http://twitter.com/ECS_Dave

5 Alex 02.24.09 at 10:10 am

Looks like you’ve been seeing my inbox lately. I think the worst one is the subject line that says “Personal” or maybe even worse is the “BAD NEWS”

Yuck

Alex

6 Tracey Dooley 02.24.09 at 7:50 pm

Great post!

I’d like to add another:

Make sure you know your readership. Who are you writing to, exactly?
Why would they care what you have to say? How can you appeal to their emotions while offering something useful? And so on…

Gloss over correctly identifying your target market, and the email campaign will sink faster than The Titanic.

TD :-)

http://twitter.com/TraceyDooley

7 Tracey Dooley 02.24.09 at 7:52 pm

Sorry, the title for that one should have been something like:

Ignorance Isn’t Bliss

TD ;-)

http://twitter.com/TraceyDooley

8 @Iconic88 02.28.09 at 2:30 am

Thanks for the superb advice.

I’d add:

8. Don’t send the same email twice or 3 times. We heard you the 1st time ;-)

9 Eloise Gift 02.28.09 at 11:55 pm

I like your message – both content and the presentation.

10 Khurram Zaveri 03.01.09 at 1:32 pm

I like your advice, especially the part about not selling too hard. That is almost always, a deal breaker.

11 JoeRich 03.09.09 at 2:17 am

Remember marketing is all about adding value to your consumer. God Bless

12 Steen Seo Öhman 03.09.09 at 10:18 pm

Fine post ..

Timing can be essential for conversions. Test it!

Adding value is crusial if you want to maintain your opening-rates.

13 Daily Blissings 03.14.09 at 2:28 am

Thanks, of course it’s impossible to list ALL the sins under 7 banners, but you’ve done a great job regardless! I’ve reposted to my blog and added a 9th sin: ACT UNETHICALLY.

Daily Blissings Blog

Peace

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